The Chaperone
Sunday, February 3, 2013 @ 11:00 PM | 0 comment(s)

Me and Bea, walked through the streets near downtown, to meet up with a guy she met through our classmate after we rendered service as receptionists. Days ago, Bea already asked for my company, obviously, she wouldn’t meet up with a guy whose going to court her without tagging someone along, and on that day, I must desperately  be with her since we’re going to his apartment.

Guy’s name is Derek, but I nicknamed him Att., Bea introduced me to him and we walked to his apartment. Derek’s apartment is situated at a building, but I couldn’t tell it’s an apartment because the building’s made with different rooms and commercial spaces; inside a guard on duty asked for our identification cards to ensure safety of the lodgers. We walked through the backdoors of establishments, up we went to the stairs, turned to right, as he lead us to the end door where his apartment situated.

Unfortunately, Me and Bea’s get-up weren't appropriate for visiting a man’s apartment: Bea’s  from duty so she wore a black skirt, two inches above the knee, but the long sleeved white blouse made it formal, I on the other hand, who had a luxury to go home, wore a brown shirt with an oval neckline and black shorts, but not the shorty shorts on trend.

Bea  upon entering the room, told him to show me about his law books, which he gladly give to me the “Criminal laws in the Philippines.”  And asked Bea what movie to watch so that our time spent will be productive.

Not really productive as I recall.

Bea, got bored during the first two minutes of the movie, Derek changed it to horror, five minutes later, Bea’s eyes were darting around the room. Derek got  a little annoyed with Bea’s ideal choice of movies, since she wanted thrillers and not the ones Derek had on his laptop, until he suggested The Vampire Hunter, which I strongly suggested and sat with them to watch.

Bea fortunately, watch the whole movie ( I guess) but when it rolled into credits and the rain starts to pour, we hang around to watch the latest movie he got and that’s when his motives started to show.
He asked me if it’s okay for him to court Bea (which he doesn’t have to ask by the way because it’s obvious) and later on, tries to hold Bea’s hand, do possible ways to touch her, and I couldn’t help but get a glimpse of him trying to kiss her. Bea, the conservative freak, tried to shoo him away and that’s why I couldn’t appreciate the movie that was worth a hundred bucks if I watch inside the movie houses.

Bea’s unapproved words and annoyance to Derek and Derek’s complains about Bea being so strict, made me mad to go home, but because of the downpour of rain, I was, unfortunately stuck uncomfortably sitting on the sofa with an uncomfortable mattress and watch the blockbuster movie in a poor view , gone by.
Finally, it’s late and we decided to go home, Derek walked with us till we ride a jeep and bade good bye.
When Bea and I talked, she said that he was a gentleman, kind and an ideal man , but “was” indicated that he being a gentleman was before until that day.  I told her my side, about how boring that afternoon was and that we didn't do anything productive.

So I made this list that I told to Bea as a word of advice.

1.    1.)  Never, ever, ever, ever, go to a boy’s house who is courting you unless you know him as a FRIEND. And by friend meaning, that you already put a trust to him; and when you do, please bring a friend.  Don’t go to a boy’s house if you knew him through a friend of yours, someone else’s acquaintances and etc. especially when you know him for like.. three to four meetings.

2.      2.) And when you don’t, please wear a decent outfit, bring a pepper spray and an amount of knowledge of self defense. Knowing that his family is there when you go to his house is also an assurance that you are safe.
3.       
      3.)Watching movies is cool, as long as you both know what type of movies you want to watch, if there’s a big difference about your movie choices, better look something more interesting to do: like play online games, watch tv shows, eat, play cardboard games, talk interesting topics.
4.       Much more better to meet up at a public place rather than his apartment.

And there’s one thing that I didn’t tell Bea yet,

That being  her chaperone to  meet-up dates with her suitors is such a tedious chore, and when I do, I swear in the name of lovely bitter Arabica coffee beans that I will immediately leave when I’m bored and annoyed.


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